Strange email made me chuckle

No doubt you all get strange emails at times, just received the following via one of my fashion blogs, it starts off OK poor misguided soul thinks I manufacture clothing but the next to last sentence is a classic and I still have tears streaming down my face as I type.

HELLO!

My name is Anat and I own a store.

I really like to import your clothing to Israel.

I think you’ll find it a great new knish.

I find your collections great for our girls and boys!!!

I must explain, that the store is an On-line department store.

We also host Sushi parties for girls between the age of 15-22. where we sell the goods.

Our website is currently in process but I will be more
then happy to send you the link when it’s done.